Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
My feet surprised me
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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