we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
Just seeing my phone say "picture message from: Senor Floppy Cock", i knew it was going to make me smile.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
Jungle juice turns everything into a pickup line. All I said was "do you play chess" and somehow I got laid.
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
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