we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
Less talking, more tequila
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
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