big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
She was so drunk that I kept trying to switch out her wine for water. Sort of like Jesus, but in reverse.
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
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