so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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