Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
Kareoke will never be a sober sport
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
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