So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
I called him a "Beautiful Bastard" with "Beautiful Bastard Hair". That is how you pick up a guy from Denmark.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
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