So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
I can't come tonight. Someone took a shit in the dressing room. A.) Clean it up or B.) Kill myself. Text back with your answer.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
How drunk was I last night?
You tried to unlock a door with your dick. That drunk.
Not the explanation for the cock bruise that I was looking for.
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
Randomize
