I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
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