I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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