How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
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