considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
I bought the restaurant a boat airhorn to wake up sleeping employees.
I love you
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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