well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
This show inspires me to have sex in space
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
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