She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
your all-time low pick up line was when you asked a girl "Are you rock-staring at me?"
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
Randomize
