Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
Another thing to add to the list of things not to do while I'm drunk......explain to the upstairs neighborr how to have quiet orgasams......she now thinks I want to be part of a threesome......fuck my life
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
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