we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
so it turns out that when you ride the subway drunk at 5 am you wake up with a sailor in your bed
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