I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
I legitimately just had to leave work because I am too hungover. The front office ladies keep making fun of me.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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