Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
You can make out without kissing
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