its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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