I created a new tequila drink. it is a mix of excitement and fear instilled in innocent people.
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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