I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
I have fence marks all over my body
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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