i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
things that need to be invented #43: vodka that also acts as birth control.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!�
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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