He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
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