nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
she was so not down for the gang bang
I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
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