Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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