His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize
