I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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