Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
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