i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
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