Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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