You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
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