what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
I tried really hard to get you laid last night. And by that I mean I asked a bunch of dudes if they were top or bottom.
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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