can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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