i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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