You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
that is very illegal...i love you.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
