we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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