Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
you had me at cake vodka
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
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