I heard we made out
His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
Found your dick twin last night
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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