So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
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