Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
This is classic penis vs brain.
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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