Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
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