it's like iHOP with fire
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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