The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
did i just pee glitter
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
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