we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
I just took a condom out of my purse and opened it in front of my entire family because I thought it was a wetnap. Way too hungover for family brunch.
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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