you said youd get me home safely, you dropped me off at 9:30 last night and i just woke up on my porch.
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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