I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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