R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
she woke up with a sticky ear
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
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