I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
I am mentally ready for anal.
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
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