She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
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