Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
Randomize
