quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
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